Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Putting the Pressure on Bill

Microsoft is feeling the pressure.

They've extended the availability of XP an extra 5 months. I'm strongly considering buying as many copies as I can find come May or so, and hawking them at scalper-blush prices when folks realize they're stuck with Vista otherwise.

From the article:
Microsoft, for its part, sought to downplay the impact of the move, disagreeing with the notion that there is still strong demand for XP.

"We wouldn't term it strong," said Kevin Kutz, a director in Microsoft's Windows Client unit. "We would describe this as accommodating a certain element who needs more time."
That's your spin? You get paid to paint pretty pictures of ugly situations, and that's the best you can do? Way to go, Kevin.
Dell also said it support's Microsoft's decision.

"We believe the additional time will help some customers to prepare for the transition from XP to Vista," the company said in a statement.
"Prepare"? How are people going to "prepare" for the transition? Go get a book on how to use your new easy-to-use OS? What you mean is help some customers get used to the idea that they're stuck with Vista. But of course you can't say that, because you're sleeping with the enemy.

If I were a linux flavor, I'd be going after some serious funding to do a marketing blitz to bill yourself as the new alternative to Windows. You come free with Open Office, you have a better history of security, etc.

Not that I personally would be swayed -- not until the game makers start porting their stuff over to Linux. But, you know, the consumers who only need routine stuff out of their computer. Them folks. Grab a chunk of their marketshare.

Vista sucks, but Linux still doesn't have any good games,
Randy

Monday, October 22, 2007

Vista vs. VD

Q. What's the difference between Vista and Gonorrhea?
A. Penicillin.

Posting this from Kubuntu,

Chalain

False Hope, and Can I Please Just Restart?

A chat I had earlier today with my friend Chalain as I was whining about Vista:

Chalain: OH MAN
Chalain: About Vista!
Chalain: There's a whole set of settings that actually make it act SANE.
Chalain: It's like having an infected thorn pulled out of my brain.
Randy Tayler: Indeed??
Chalain: No.

He'd been deliberately pulling my leg. He made Vista livable, as he puts it, by installing Kubuntu.

I went to restart the computer earlier today -- to make the Vista changes take affect, I should remind you -- and it started to restart. I walked away -- I needed to get away from my computer for a while. When I came back, I saw that it hadn't restarted, because instead of a quick DING! pop-up, it had hemmed and hawed and waited 'til I was gone before giving this notice:


My jaw hurts from clenching it so much today.

Vista sucks, and refuses to just restart when you ask it to,
Randy

Gnashing My Teeth, And Using Rich, Luscious Profanity

And, after installing the "Fix" for Vista, and restarting my machine....


Windows Vista, you are a beartrap on the crotch of my soul.

Vista sucks,
Randy

On the Brink of Punching My Monitor...

Another screenshot for you to enjoy:


The problem was caused by Vista? SRSLY?

Well, at least you were honest.

Vista sucks, but is honest about it,
Randy

Barely Controlled Rage

Perhaps I haven't made it clear how much I hate Vista. Let me elaborate.

I will never own a computer with Vista on it. NEVER. I will give up all PC gaming if necessary. I will buy bootleg copies of XP if I have to.

In fact, if I find out that YOU have purchased Vista, deliberately, without putting up a fight with whomever built your PC, I will find you, and I will throw sand in your eyes, repeatedly, until you scream for mercy. Then I will make you name 5 other operating systems you could have chosen but didn't. If you can't name five, I'll make you EAT the sand.

Flavors of Linux count as separate OSes. I'll be generous in that one regard. BUT REMEMBER HOW PLENTIFUL SAND IS! When you buy your next computer, and are selecting the operating system, take note of how easy it is to find sand nearby!

In other news, I'm having some trouble with my Vista machine here at work this morning.

Vista sucks, and I'll find you,
Randy

Friday, October 19, 2007

Yeah, I'm a Little Worried About Macs, Too.

I went to http://www.apple.com/macosx/guidedtour/ to check out Mac's new OS. I've been Mac-curious for some time now, and so I started with their little video.



Only the QuickTime plug-in choked and died. In both IE and Firefox.


QuickTime is Apple's own video software. Maybe NO operating system is trustworthy.

Or maybe computers just hate me.


Or maybe I need be installing Linux. The thought leaves a nasty flavor in my mouth.

("Flavor" -- that's a little joke there for the *nixers out there.)



*That asterisk didn't mean to come down here and see a footnote. *nix is a word that means Unix-like or Linux-like operating system. *nixers are people who... well, people who know lots more about computers than you or I.